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NARRATOR". Gotham State Penitentiary, an
impregnable fortress under maximum security...

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where rehabilitation, not punishment,
is the keynote.

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Hello, Catwoman.

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Mm, hello.

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You're familiar with millionaire
Bruce Wayne?

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Yes, we've met.

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Is there any particular reason
you had me brought here?

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I was taking my afternoon catnap.

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We're, uh, taking a gamble
on you, Catwoman.

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Your parole application has been granted...

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due to the insistence
of one of the members of the board.

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- You're letting me go?
- With this proviso...

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a board member
will act as your parole officer.

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He, heaven help him, will be totally
responsible for your actions.

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Who's that?

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Millionaire Bruce Wayne.

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Warden...

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I owe my life of crime to the fact
that I was a drop-out.

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I'm going back to Gotham City University
to immerse myself in education.

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NARRATOR". Late the next night,
a curious happening takes shape...

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in one of Gotham City University's
hallowed halls.

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A student prank?

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Or a feline scheme of that university's
most recently registered student?

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Meanwhile, in Stately Wayne Manor...

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Yes, commissioner.

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I'm not certain if this requires
your attention, Batman...

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but some strange goings-on
have been going on.

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Who is it this time, commissioner?
Joker, Egghead, Riddler, King Tut?

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I don't know. A statue has been stolen
at Gotham City University.

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Sounds like a freshman prank to me.

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Perhaps and then again, perhaps not.

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The statue was a full-sized replica of you,
Batman.

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My graven image, eh?
We'll be right there, commissioner.

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To the Batpoles.

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Utterly baffling.

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With all due respect to Batman's myriad
fans, why would anyone steal a mere statue?

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Maybe it was some kind of
dumb fraternity stunt.

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Unfortunately,
I can think of a more sinister reason.

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What, Batman?

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As you may recall...

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that statue was made
from a perfect mold of my body.

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And the costume is an exact
plaster duplicate of yours.

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Precisely, Robin.

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This theft may be the first step
in some diabolical imposture of myself.

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Gosh, if we only had some clue.

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There is one, Boy Wonder.

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We found this freshman beanie, size 6 and
seven-eighths, at the scene of the outrage.

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Can you trace it?

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There are approximately 5700 male freshmen
enrolled for this semester at GCU...

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3127 of them wear
a size 6 and seven-eighths beanie.

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It's a start.

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May I see the beanie in question,
Chief O'Hara?

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- Robin?
- Yes, Batman?

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Do you see what I see?

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Depends. What do you see?

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A single strand of red hair.

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- A clue?
- Could be a vital clue, Commissioner Gordon.

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I've just perfected
an electronic hair Bat-analyzer...

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which may hold the key
to this baffling question.

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Let's go, Robin.

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NARRATOR". And in the basement
of the Eta Beta Lotka sorority house...

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adjoining the GCU campus...

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I gotta hand it to you, Catwoman.

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Hiding us out in a sorority house
was a stroke of genius.

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Yeah. Who'd ever think
of looking for men...

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in an all-girls house?
- Ha, ha.

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There's no time for self-aggrandizement.
There's work to be done.

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- To be done. Cornell, have at it.
- Right, Catwoman.

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Thank you very much...

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ladies and gentlemen,
for all your applause...

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but I don't really deserve it.

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Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen, for all your applause...

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but I don't really deserve it.

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If I hadn't heard Batman with my own ears,
I wouldn't have believed it.

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That's quite good, Cornell.

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Just clear your throat and
you'll be perfect. Ha.

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Ah.

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Yes, that ought to do. Mm.

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I'll try it on for size.

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It's time for class.

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Oh, listen, fellas.
Make sure you return that statue.

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I want them to think
it was a simple-minded prank. Ha-ha-ha.

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Come on, Penn.

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Batman is guest lecturer today...

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and we wouldn't wanna miss
any of his pearls of wisdom.

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Penn...

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where's your beanie?

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I... I must have lost it somewhere.

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Brown, lend him yours.

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You cut class.

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Catwoman.

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You're under arrest.

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You almost gave me cataplexy. Ha!

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I've created a monster. Ha, ha.

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Oh, well. If I can't tell the difference,
who can'?

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I still think it's pretty fishy, Batman.

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Catwoman taking Elementary Criminology.

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I agree, Robin.

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Better keep our eyes peeled.

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Good day, students.

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I'll begin by remarking that criminology,
like other sciences...

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has made remarkable strides
over recent years.

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Batman's right, students.

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We catch more crooks in our Batcave
anti-crime lab than in the field.

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For example, last night a certain statue
was purloined right here at Gotham City U.

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This beanie was found
at the scene of the crime.

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There was one strand of red hair
caught in the fabric.

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I have microscopically analyzed it
and here are my findings.

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From this single strand of hair...

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I've been able to determine...

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that the man is 6 feet,
one-and-three-quarters inches in height...

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is 36 years old, has flat feet,
wears glasses...

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speaks in a deep voice
and suffers from hay fever.

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Help. What do I do?

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Cheese it.

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I'll set off the bell
with my remote-control Cat-radio.

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Pardon me.

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Batman.

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Okay. Okay. Now, if all you
students will just clear away...

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Batman and I would like to be alone.

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What makes you think so, Catwoman?

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Ooh.

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I just thought it would be so amusing.

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It would be the first time
you weren't trying to arrest me...

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and I wasn't trying to murder you.

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Very well.

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Just a second while I retrieve my beanie,
my hair, my tweezers, and my notes.

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It gets fishier all the time, Batman.

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Did you happen to notice how the bell rang
two minutes after the class began?

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Of course. She's up to something, Robin.
I'm merely playing along with it.

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I'll bet every female
criminal in America...

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would swap her time off
for good behavior...

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just to change places with me.

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- I'm flattered.
- Mm.

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As soon as I graduate...

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I'll be coming to you for a job.

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What I want most in life
is to work side-by-side with you, Batman.

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That job is filled.

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Oh, Robin.

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Well...

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maybe by that time
he'll be all grown up and on his own.

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I can't tell you how happy I am
about your change of heart.

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You seem to have lost all the egotism...

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that once marred your great beauty.

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Batman?

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- Batman, we've been framed.
- What?

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I just heard over the radio,
someone who looks exactly like you...

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has been positively identified
as having robbed a supermarket.

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Well, at least that explains
the curious theft of that statue.

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Don't move, you costumed-kook.
We've got you covered.

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You're under arrest
for knocking off a supermarket.

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Who the heck are you?

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Name's Courageous. Captain Courageous.

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Just arrived here from Los Angeles
under the police-exchange program.

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Holy Hollywood, an out-of-towner.
That's why he doesn't know who Batman is.

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You say I've been identified as a criminal?

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Twenty witnesses. What's your alibi?

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I've been here all morning
sipping a soda with Catwoman.

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- He was. I'll swear to that.
- Ha!

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Who's gonna take the word
of a 50-time loser?

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Slap the handcuffs on him, boys.

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Here's a dime. Call Commissioner Gordon.

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Sorry, sonny. Only one phone call allowed.

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- To his lawyer, if the kook has one.
- That's right. Go ahead and make the call.

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Your lawyer?

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The number's in the phone book
under the firm name of Alfred and Alfred.

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All right, let's get going.

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Yes, Chief O'Hara.

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I just heard there's to be a spontaneous
demonstration in Chimes Square tonight.

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Well, now,
who's demonstrating and what for?

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The students at Gotham City University
intend to loiter.

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And what's more,
Catwoman is the loiter leader.

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Catwoman?

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Assign every man you have
to the Gotham Whiteway at dusk.

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Yes, sir.

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- Batman?
- Yes.

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My card.

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Serge Tort, attorney-at-law.

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Specialist in felonies, misdemeanors,
and over-time parking tickets.

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Uh, sit down, Mr. Tort.

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It appears that someone has been
masquerading as me, Mr. Tort.

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But I'm innocent, you have my word.

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Oh, I'm sure you are, Mr. Batman.

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But there is nothing more damaging
than eyewitness testimony.

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Good luck, sir. Think
the disguise will work?

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Let's hope so, Alfred.

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Guard.

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Let me out, please.

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Ah, Captain Courageous.
How was the first day on the job?

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Not bad. Not bad, Commissioner Gordon.

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I captured a desperate criminal today.

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Wonderful. Who was it?

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Some joker calls himself Batman.

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Batman? You ninny.
Release him and release him fast.

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But... But... But...

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You do very clever impressions
of a motorboat, captain.

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- Get moving.
- Yes, sir.

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- Hello?
- This is Commissioner Gordon.

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- I'd like to speak to Mr. Wayne, please.
- Yes, just a moment.

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Bruce.

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It's Commissioner Gordon.

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Thank you, Aunt Harriet.

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- Hello, commissioner.
- I just thought you'd be sorry to learn...

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that Catwoman intends to lead a sit-in tonight
in the heart of Chimes Square, Mr. Wayne.

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I'm certain there's some
illegal reason behind it.

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You're her parole officer, aren't you?

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I guess I haven't done a very good job,
commissioner.

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Still, I must award you an E for effort.
Goodbye.

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Commissioner, the Batman's escaped.

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Tied up a lawyer and
walked out in disguise.

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Ha-ha-ha. Good old Batman.
No jail can hold him, not even ours.

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He's probably at the Batcave already.

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You'll learn soon enough
not to doubt the masked manhunter.

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Yes, commissioner. You're calling to tell
me about Catwoman's latest peregrinations.

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Incredible.

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I just heard about it myself.
How do you do it?

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It's my job, commissioner.

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I must stay at least two steps ahead
of each criminal.

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We'll be at Chimes Square tonight.

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Holy crystal ball. How'd you know
the Batphone was gonna ring?

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Elementary. I'll explain on the way down.

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To the Batpoles.

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We have yet to determine
Catwoman's ultimate scheme.

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Let's program the Bat-calendar and see what's
transpiring in Gotham City this fine day.

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I'm sure we'll find the answer
to her plot here.

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There's a prize cat show
at Gotham City Square Garden.

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The opening of the Feline Fur Salon
on the Avenue of the Armenians.

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A rock 'n' roll concert by The Lions
and the Tigers at Spayed Stadium.

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And the Batagonian cat's-eye opal sale at
the offices of the Forever Jewel Company.

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I'm afraid we have our work cut out for us,
Robin.

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To the Batmobile.

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Every year on this date...

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the Batagonian cat's-eye opal people
arrive in Gotham City to sell their jewels.

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Cat's-eye opals? They're bad luck.

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Pish-tosh.
That's a superstition not grounded in fact.

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Anyway, they're worth millions.

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- We gonna steal them?
- Naturally.

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I've discovered where the showroom sale is.

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It'll be cat's play.

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Yeah, but what about Batman
and the police?

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As per my plan, Batman is languishing
in some jail. Ha, ha!

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And the befuddled police
will have their gloves full...

243
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just clearing those misguided students
off the streets.

244
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You've come up with a beaut, Catwoman.

245
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Yes. Yes, I really have.

246
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Cornell, go and get the Cat-illac
and bring it round.

247
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We're gonna transform Chimes Square
into Crime Square.

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NARRATOR". And that night, in Chimes Square
on the Gotham City Whiteway...

249
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There's only one way for
us to get our rights.

250
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We must let the world know about them.

251
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Students everywhere will thank us
for what we are about to do tonight.

252
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Are you ready?

253
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Yes!

254
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Go to it!

255
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Go back, students. Go back.

256
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Aww.

257
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Go back to your homes and hearths.

258
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Can't you see she's trying
to lead you down a thorny path?

259
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Batman? I thought he was in jail.

260
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I'm afraid that
aside from his many other attributes...

261
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Batman is probably the world's
greatest escape artist.

262
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No matter.

263
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I have something infinitely more fiendish
in mind for him.

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To the elevators.

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NARRATOR". Moments later,
atop the Gotham City Chimes Building...

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Catwoman deploys her forces
in the blinking light...

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of the Crespie's Coffee
mechanical billboard.

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Well, citizen, to what do we owe
the pleasure of this visit?

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I was hoping to revive my TV show,
People Are Funny...

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but I can't seem to find any
unusual people in Gotham City.

271
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No, this is just an ordinary, fine,
upstanding metropolis.

272
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Not many weirdos.

273
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- Any particular types in mind?
- Oh, someone perhaps with a strange costume.

274
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Mm.

275
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No, most of those characters like Joker,
Penguin, King Tut are safely locked up.

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Maybe somebody with a dual identity
or a unique approach to a problem.

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I'm climbing the walls looking for them.

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I wish we could help you.

279
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But we're just a couple of ordinary crime
fighters going about our mundane business.

280
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I see. Well, thank you for your interest.
Maybe I'll give up the whole idea.

281
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Too bad. It's a great show.

282
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Costume? Dual identity?
Climbing the walls?

283
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Hey, Batman.

284
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They should have been here by now.

285
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- Here we are.
- In the flesh.

286
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Oh, Catwoman.

287
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Catwoman, will you never learn?

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Men!

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Two obstacles stand between me and you
and a life of splendor and plenty.

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Eradicate them.

291
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Batman. Batman.

292
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Get them.

293
00:21:39,773 --> 00:21:42,317
You had your chance, Catwoman,
but you blew it.

294
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You're a blot on the name
of Gotham City University.

295
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When the students find out
what kind of a person you really are...

296
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they'll hate you for forever.

297
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Nobody loves me.

298
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There, there, Catwoman. It'll be all right.

299
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:04,297
Can I use my cat-kerchief?

300
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:06,508
I'm ruining my eyeshadow.

301
00:22:08,968 --> 00:22:10,011
Of course.

302
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Fools.

303
00:22:46,047 --> 00:22:49,676
Don't they know that tears
are a woman's most effective weapon?

304
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Batman.

305
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Batman, wake up.

306
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What are you doing?

307
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I've flavored the coffee in this peculator
with a dash of sulfuric acid.

308
00:23:12,031 --> 00:23:16,828
Once a minute, the peculator
pours its contents into the cup.

309
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So if you get that searing feeling
in your stomachs, it won't be heartburn.

310
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It'll be all burn.

311
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Holy caffeine.

312
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And best of all,
everybody will see you go up in smoke.

313
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Look.

314
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You have a perverted sense of the dramatic,
Catwoman.

315
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You're absolutely right.

316
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Brown, throw the switch.

317
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You have one minute. Bye-bye.

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